Blanch kale in salted, boiling water until bright and tender, 6 to 8 minutes. Drain kale into a colander, pressing out as much liquid as possible. Set aside.
Place a skillet over medium high heat and melt butter. Sauté garlic and shallots for 3 to 4 minutes.
Add almond milk and reduce heat to medium. Simmer mixture until milk has reduced by ⅓.
Stir in the remaining ingredients and reduce heat to medium-low. Simmer until mixture has thickened and everything is completely combined. Adjust seasonings and serve.